i wish pokemon were real cuz then instead of being a shitty blogger id be a shitty ace trainer who stands by the sider of the road wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat waiting for 10 year olds to pass by so he can challenge them and still gets his ass kicked routinely
they need to make giant signs out of this and plaster them around conventions
(Sadly I think I’m a mix of the two… What does that make me?)
someone is going to make a pairing out of this.
just wait for it.