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fuzzyoldlobster: HEY ARE YOU GOING TO ANIMAZEMENT? WELL THEN READ ON MY BROTHER! OR SISTER OR NEITHER IF YOU PREFER NOT TO BE TIED DOWN BY SOCIETY’S TITLES I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! this tutorial is targeted at those new to conventions and if you aren’t new to conventions you don’t need to be here move…
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come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
destiel: when i was like 9 i choked on a piece of ice pop and i panicked and i couldnt breathe like i legitimately thought i was going to die i was on the brink of tears and then the ice melted and i was like oh
wendygirlyoumoveme: frogboy316: so I’ve been noticing some Homestuck references in Gravity Falls. also this dont forget
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
Animazement is so close
fucking-rachel-tice-just: I can almost taste it
machokeonmydick: simplybluecandle: hurtkid: ...